The power to conjure chairs at will.

The power of not having to fill out chapchas

the power to be invisible, but only at night

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

the power to fall asleep while being awake

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

The power to catch em all

The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

The ability to go 100% slower

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power to swim on land

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!