- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to poop out your penis.

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! BOOOOOOM Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to pee standing up

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The Power to die at will

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

The power to sleep

The ability to have no abilities.

Pointless Super Powers