The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!