the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to eat food

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!