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The power to conjure chairs at will.
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The power of not having to fill out chapchas
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the power to be invisible, but only at night
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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.
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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win
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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.
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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...
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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection
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the power to fall asleep while being awake
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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car
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the ability to grow trees in the desert
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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.
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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.
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The power to catch em all
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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing
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The ability to go 100% slower
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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.
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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.
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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.
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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards
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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.
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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.
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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with
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The power to swim on land
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!