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The power to mind control inanimate objects.
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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye
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Guys, it's over.
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The power to jump, but only on the ground.
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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.
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Lactokinesis
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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you
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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.
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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.
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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.
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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.
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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.
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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.
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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.
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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)
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The power to take away powers but only your own.
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation
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The power to shit purple butterflies.
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Power to make it rain sideways.
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The power to slow down time while you are at school
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the power to not have power
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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!
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the power to smell like shlt shlt.
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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!