The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to have a V8

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!