The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

Walk on water, swim in land!

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

The power to have super-sweaty hands

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The power to breathe

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!