the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Melting

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to breath at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!