The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to meme 20% harder

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to turn into paper

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!