The power to swim on land

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to shed hair

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to look through glass.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!