The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn into paper

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!