The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to get arrested

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to give your wife rights

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!