The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Endless falling....

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to not Waste time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!