The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to eat food

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have no powers!

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to die at will

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!