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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.
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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey
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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.
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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...
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the power to be phone
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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.
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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!
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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.
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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.
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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.
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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.
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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.
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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.
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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade
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The power to shed hair
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The power to watch womens basketball
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Reverse Pooping
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the power to get really mad.
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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys
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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers
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the power to be invisible, but only at night
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!