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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell
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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.
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The power to wink with both eyes
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The power to get rid of feminism
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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.
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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn
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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade
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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more
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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS
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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.
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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen
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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.
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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.
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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full
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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.
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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...
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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds
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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.
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The power to stop time for 1 second
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the ability to only do pointless things.
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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.
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the power to shoot superman
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The power to turn int water when your in water.
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The power to control your own mind.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!