the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

The power to only drink liquids

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

The power to commit suicide.

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power to give yourself cancer

the power die if you think.

the power to send future you crazy

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to look at yourself in third person

the power to sugar a limpet

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!