The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!