- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

The ability to breath, but only in space.

the power to die

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

The power to catch em all

The power to turn apples into pears

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to not have this superpower

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The power to fly only when in a car.

Pointless Super Powers