- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The power to poop out your penis.

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

the power to not have a power

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to pee standing up

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

Pointless Super Powers