the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to see the present.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to bleed

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!