the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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wast your time on the computer

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!