the power die if you think.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Power to always have exact change.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!