The power to turn gold into lead.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!