The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to bleed

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to write about power.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!