the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!