The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!