The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to create a meme

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!