The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to give your wife rights

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!