The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!