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The power to watch womens basketball
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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches
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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC
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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.
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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself
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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.
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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself
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The power to make fish appear in pants.
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the ability to make real zero dollar bills
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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.
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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.
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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)
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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density
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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.
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the power to smell tastebuds
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The abilitie to lick your elbow.
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The power to be bad at everything
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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.
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The power to talk to talking animals.
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The power to turn food into human waste.
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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.
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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
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The power to sing but your mute
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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!