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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.
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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.
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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!
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the super power of being a housewife..
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The power to make anything into toilet paper.
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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS
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The power to blink one second faster then usual.
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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!
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The power to attract bullets
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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice
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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.
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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.
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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching
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the power to kill yourself at will
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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say
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The power to be HUMAN
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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.
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The power to fart in colour
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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook
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The power to break your bones on command.
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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.
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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk
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The ability to draw an imperfect circle
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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!