The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to die at will

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!