The power to control hummingbirds.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to have no powers!

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power of bullet attraction.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!