The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!