the power to kill yourself

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to catch em all

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to see the present.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!