- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

the power to fly but only upward

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to look through glass.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

The power to bleed

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

The power to conjure chairs at will.

The power to do nothing.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

The power to fart at will.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

Pointless Super Powers