The power to shed hair

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fail any test you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!