The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to fart like a zombie.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to poo in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power to walk through unlocked doors

thumb_up thumb_down +51

black people

thumb_up thumb_down +51

50% invisibility while farting.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the ability to solve paradoxes

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Walk on water, swim in land!

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to shit purple butterflies.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to turn gold into stones.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to change your eye color.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to not Waste time

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!