The power to piss lava.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to turn into an escalator

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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Acid pee

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!