the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to catch em all

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!