The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Power to always have exact change.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!