The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power of love

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!