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The power to talk to talking animals.
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The power to speak in cursive
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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
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The power to take away your power.
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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.
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The power to sing but your mute
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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.
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the power to feel extreme pain
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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances
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the power to see through bananas
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.
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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.
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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"
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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one
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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?
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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.
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The power to spell backwards.
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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.
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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.
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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook
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the power to get really mad.
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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!