The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to dance really well

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to get arrested

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!