The power to take a s*** on people

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The Power of cheese

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!