The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!