The superpower of having no superpower.

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to understand irony.

The power of micro penis.

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to get older every second

The power to be called justin bieber

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

the ability to know what the fox say

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The power to become annoyed by annoying people

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to see into the future of the past

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to read your own thoughts.

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!