The power to kill yourself.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to exist

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to bleed

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to go blind at will.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!