The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to shit brix

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to morph into yourself

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!