The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!