The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!