The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to make elton john gay

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!