the power to fart mace

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to die

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to shed hair

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The power to wink with both eyes

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Reverse Pooping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!