The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to spell backwards.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!