The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to write about power.

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the power to write only the letter R

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to predict the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!