The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!