The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to die

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The ability to breathe automatically

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!