The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to bleed

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!