The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!