The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to breathe

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!