The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!