- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

the power to go on this website

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

to make asians smart

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to wear crocs.

The power to make out of thin air

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power to say you have a superpower.

Pointless Super Powers