The power to commit suicide.

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the power to die at will

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!