the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!