the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!