The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!