The power to hear a dog whistle

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to die but once

wast your time on the computer

The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

The power to stay a virgin

The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

The power to think you have powers.

the power to be wrong

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

the power to die at will

To survive listening to James Blunt

The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

Th power to be telepathetic

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!