- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to poo.

The power to be stupid reading this.

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to dance really well

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power to be buried at sea

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to get arrested

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

Pointless Super Powers