The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to explode on demand.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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Melting

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!