What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Being a Spice Girl

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!