The power to not have a power.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to see through air.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to think you have powers.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!