the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to get arrested

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to read this.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be a normal person

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!