The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to break your bones on command.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

the power to see through my eye lids

i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

The power to sh!t using your mind.

the power die if you think.

A book on how to solve a paradix

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!