The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to die and get away with it

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!