The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to slip on anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!