The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!