The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to be wrong

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to die at will

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!