The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!