The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to bleed

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to see through bones.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to understand myspace

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The pewer to maek typos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!