The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!