The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!