The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to be a rock

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to die

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!