the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to bleed

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!