The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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black people

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!