The power of Being stupid

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!