The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!