The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to exist

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!