the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!