the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to shed hair

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power of love

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!