The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to eat food

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!