The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Melting

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Liam Brudenell

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to die when you change emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!