- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to pee standing up

The power to only drink liquids

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to regret things you did in the past

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to slam a revolving door.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

to make asians smart

power to orgasm over long distances

The power to read your own mind.

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

Pointless Super Powers