To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to not have power

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The power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!