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The power to have broads in Atlanta.
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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)
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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk
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The power to break your bones on command.
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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them
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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.
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The power to have a small penis
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The power to make people work and read ????
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The power to be dead
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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.
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The ability to create pointless super powers
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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.
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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)
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the power to fly if you are touching the ground
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The power to give yourself cancer
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the power to have a power.
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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light
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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.
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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance
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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.
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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.
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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.
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The superpower to think that you have a superpower
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!