The power to die and get away with it

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!