The power of exact change

The power to see through windows!

alarm that goes off when hiding

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

Birthday In August Just wait On it

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power to spell backwards.

The power to pee from your eyes

The power to swim on land

The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

the power to see through my eye lids

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!