The power to turn into paper

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be dead

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to have a power.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to be a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!