- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The ability to rape the willing.

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The power of love

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

The power of not having to fill out chapchas

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The power to do nothing.

the power to fly but your an Altophobic

Pointless Super Powers