the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!