The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!