the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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power to have no power at all

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Acid pee

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!