The power to transform into air.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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To pee standing up.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the ability to spell wrong

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!