the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Lactokinesis

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The power to see through windows

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to die on the spot

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to do nothing/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!