- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

the power to walk through unlocked doors

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

the power to make elton john gay

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

the power to nit propely

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

The power to breathe

The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

Pointless Super Powers