The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to eat food

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to be dead

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!