The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to exist

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The power to see through windows!

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!