The power of bullet atraction

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The power to die using your willpower.

The power to be justin beiber

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The ability to read a book by its cover

Infinite knowledge when dead

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

The ability to make your text green on google

50% invisibility while farting.

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

The power to poo in the toilet

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!