The power to die whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Th power to be telepathetic

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

thumb_up thumb_down -73

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

thumb_up thumb_down +184

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to have a pointless power.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to create all the powers on this site

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to predict the past.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

the power to be a complete troll

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to vote on useless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +38

the power to glow in the light

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to eat food

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!