The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to not talk.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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power to have no power at all

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Acid pee

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!