The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!