The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!