- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

50% invisibility while farting.

black people

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

the ability to solve paradoxes

Walk on water, swim in land!

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

The power to turn gold into stones.

The power to shit purple butterflies.

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to change your eye color.

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to not Waste time

The power to hate someone you don't even know

Pointless Super Powers