The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to have a power

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!