The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!