The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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Lactokinesis

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!