The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to not have power

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to transform into air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!