The power to predict the past.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be dead

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!