The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

The power to jump -50% higher

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

The power to read your own thoughts.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power of making toast land butter-side up

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

To pee standing up.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!