the power to die at will

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

the power to send future you crazy

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to sh!t using your mind.

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to accept the terms and conditions

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

The super power to control paper.

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to turn into paper

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to be listened to when noone's around.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!