The power to draw a perfect circle

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to be a human

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

the super power of being a housewife..

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

Retractable Teeth

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

Power to always have exact change.

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

The power to predict the past.

The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!