The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The abilty to go through water.

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Acid pee

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to die and get away with it

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!