the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!