The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!