The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!