The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

the power to lose your power at will

Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

the power to be a complete troll

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

the power to fly but only upward

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!