Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Lactokinesis

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to die when you change emotions

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!