The power to understand irony.

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the power to not have power

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to never end your .

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!