The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to make elton john gay

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to be dead

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The super power to control paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!